JOIN GETAWAY GRANNY ON HER ADVENTURE OF A LIFETIME! 'ULTIMATE GRANDMA SIMULATOR' COMING TO STEAM DECEMBER 2ND
Enjoy a hilarious, yet back-breaking, indie walker simulator this holiday season, no walkers or canes required.
Hong Kong, China, November 20th, 2025 | Circo and Plum, from the indie development studio We Don't Have a Studio, are proud to announce that their debut title, Ultimate Grandma Simulator, will be coming to Steam on December 2nd.
A Perfectly Granny-Friendly Journey
Who said Grandma needs help crossing the road? Meet a Grandma quite unlike any other, who is set off and determined on her mission to locate her grandson, Tommy, who has mysteriously gone missing. Retirement can wait, but a missing precious grandchild of Granny cannot. Prepare Granny for a wild goose chase of a lifetime: Step outside the comfort of her home and out into the world, where the ever-so-slightest of bumps will send Grandma toppling over. Tail Tommy's tracks across 12 platforming-based levels that will lead you through a variety of obstacles, such as a school cafeteria food fight, a police car chase, and more!
No Grannies Left Behind
It comes with no promise that no grannies were harmed in the making of this game, but as the player, it is your goal to take good care of her! Granny's legs don't work quite like they used to. Take a single step at a time, using the "A" and "D" buttons to move forward and "W" to breathe. Balance both the energy and breathing gauges, as necessary, to prevent Granny from using too much energy all at once, causing her to pass out! A major city can be awfully intimidating for Granny. Help guide her through various stages, where everyday objects and people will keep you on your toes! Each stage features a soft checkpoint, where you can take a quick breather from mildly frustrating, possibly keyboard-throwing-induced levels. If you fail a stage, brush Granny off and try again at the start of the most recent checkpoint.
What is Tommy up to Exactly?
Tommy was always a special child. So much so that Granny would go to impossible lengths for him. Each stage promises new surprises around every corner, such as construction sights with falling platforms, wrecking balls, incoming military personnel and missiles, and even zombies looking for their next meal! Children these days don't respect their elders as much as they used to. Learn new mechanics along the way, keeping Granny out of harm's way. Left-click to parry, blocking items such as frisbees, bombs, and anything else thrown your way! Retain all learned mechanics, as previous enemies will return throughout later stages!
Grandma's Golden Lost Memories
Throughout your journey, choose to take routes less traveled to collect golden coins, which will help Grandma regain her fondest memories of the past. Collect every coin throughout all stages to piece her memory back together, unlocking a secret ending.
Full Gameplay Features:
- 12 Nail-Biting Stages complete with zombies, moving platforms, bombs, and more
- Unique Breathing and Walking Mechanics to keep Grandma slow and steady
- Check Point System to allow you stop in between stages, alleviating any mild frustrations from throwing your keyboard
- Regain Grandma's Lost Memories by taking the road less traveled, unlocking a secret ending
Be sure to wishlist Ultimate Grandma Simulator on Steam for regular game updates. For the latest info from the studio, please follow their socials on X and Instagram.
About We Don't Have a Studio
"We Don't Have A Studio" is the story of two game enthusiasts dedicated to transforming funny ideas into captivating art. We aim to create experiences that bring a smile to our players' faces—right from the miracle-making hub of our mom's basement.
