Paddle Paddle Paddle

Good Old Fashioned Make It To The End ACTION > > > >????????

Wiesbaden, Germany – July 16th 2025 – Global publisher Assemble Entertainment, together with Indie developer Zoroarts, is breathlessly pleased to announce today that the fun (probably frustration) and, some say, brutally challenging co-op and single player boat rowing action, mish mash, is being served up for release on PC Steam 25th July. (4.99€/USD) Paddle Paddle Paddle is a cavorting, flex your muscles, hold tight on your controller, mad, speedy, non stop action experience as you whizz down a river, avoiding lots of bad and naughty obstacles and objects, whilst grabbing some goodies or guide your path over a speed blanket.

Row Row, Row Your Boat....................................

Features

• Physics-based paddling like in real life (sort of but not really)

• High Frustration™ factor (rage-quitting is a feature, not a bug)

• Local & Online Co-op  - destroy friendships from anywhere!

• Speedrun Timer - for those who hate themselves

• One giant handcrafted level with wacky biomes and checkpoint options (toggle them in Settings!)

• Input Rebinding - because your keyboard will suffer

• Settings with mercy - toggle checkpoints, fix controls, or maybe just cry a little

• Play with a friend and be victorious... or end up fighting!

FASTER, GET OUT OF THE WAY... HELP!????????

A game without pretension! What you see is what you get! It's addictive, frustrating yet gloriously FUN!!!!!!!!!!

Wait until you see what happens right at the END!

 

About Assemble Entertainment

Assemble Entertainment is an independent game publisher based in Wiesbaden, Germany. Founded in 2016 by industry veteran Stefan Marcinek, Assemble is known for critically acclaimed indie hits such as Sticky Business, Roadwarden, Lacuna and Asgard's Fall. The company also owns in-house developer Gentlymad Studios, creators of the Endzone franchise. Assemble has twice won the German Developer Award for "Best Publisher" and organizes GermanDevDays, one of Germany's largest developer conferences. Learn more at www.assembleteam.com and www.germandevdays.com.

 

 

About Zoroarts

Zoroarts is the solo game development label of Mateo Covic, a 22-year-old indie dev from Germany. Since starting in 2020, Mateo has released Makis Adventure and is developing new titles like Rogue Jungle, indie racer, Ultimate Indie Racing and the quirky rage-game Paddle Paddle Paddle. His work has earned praise from press and a nomination for Best Prototype at the German Video Game Awards. Zoroarts is all about crafting games with passion, humor, and bold ideas.